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Do guys talk about girls with their mates at all? Angel

DREW says:

Oh what a great weekend of footy. Can you believe North Harbour took down Otago with a drop goal? Have you seen Steve's new WRX STi V7?  Bro, mate, fella, cuz, man, you know the talk!  That's what boys talk about 90 per cent of the time, right?  Wrong!  Most of the time when we are talking about cars we don't know what we are talking about and we didn't even watch the game on Saturday! The truth of the matter is, guys talk about girls a lot of the time and it's not about the stuff you might expect. Common thoughts include: Does she like me? Should I ask her out? Will she add me as a friend? Should I message her and what should I say?  Sound familiar?

SAM says:

Are you serious? That's all we ever talk about! That and cars, and sport, and cars, and did I mention sport?

Our trick is that we make it sound like we don't!   Check this out!

Let's say there is this girl named ‘Carol' that this boy called ‘Billy' really likes. Instead of putting it out there and telling his mates he is interested in Carol, Billy would use car-code! This is similar to Morse code, only without the telegraph key, dots and dashes... ah so it's nothing like Morse code but a code of some sort!

This is how it works: What Billy is thinking is "I really love Carol and I want to marry her!" What Billy tells his mates is "I really love the Toyota Corolla and I want to marry it!"

It's not the hardest code to crack and it only works if the girl you have a crush on has a name similar to a car. (Don't laugh, I know a girl called Mitsubishi!) Anyway, my point is, and there is a point believe it or not, guys do talk about girls, you just need to decipher their code and you're home and hosed!

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