If the world was perfect, school might look like this...

School uniform:

Gossip Girl

It can be hard to tell sometimes, but the girls on this mega cool show actually do wear a school uniform. It's just that they adorn themselves with so many fantabulous tights, headbands, scarves, handbags, coats and other awesome accessories that their uniform is anything but. Who wouldn't want to go to school every day if they got to dress like that? P.S. As this is a fantasy, we're choosing to ignore the ridonkulous price tags that go along with those super-hot clothes.

Classes:

Harry Potter

It may not be practical, but let's face it; we'd take the magic of runes, standard flying and divinations over advanced maths, geography and biology any day. Plus, instead of plain old school buildings, where the most interesting thing on the walls is artwork done by students, classes would take place in an ancient castle, where the paintings talk. The only thing we wouldn't heart so much is the bit about monsters and evil Dark Lords... Eep.

Soundtrack:

THE O.C.

We all know a good soundtrack can make a movie or TV show a thousand times better than it would be otherwise - so imagine what life would be like if the perfect song mysteriously started to play in the background of every sitch. Sweet as! The O.C. wouldn't have been the same without its cool music, so it's def the top choice for the soundtrack to our dream school.

Teachers:

90210

Mr Matthews is cool and so multi-talented that there doesn't seem to be a need for any other teachers at West Beverly High. Then there's the principal, Mr Wilson, who is strict but also cool, in a daggy dad kind of way. And, er, they're both hot. Okay, they are a little old - but hey, so are many teachers in real life, and most of them are not nearly as good looking as the pretty boy professors of 90210. A little bit of man candy goes a long way in any sitch, and it would def make learning a helluva lot more fun (not that it isn't already *cough*).

Vocab:

Clueless

An oldie but a super-goodie, Clueless takes teen speak to a whole new level; bringing us "uber everything", "going postal", "ensembly challenged", "buggin'", "Bettys", "Barneys" and "Baldwins". Plus, along with the, like, "whatevers", are really clever convos that are way fun to listen to. Classic.

Murray: "Woman, lend me five dollars."

Dionne: "Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me Woman!"

Murray: "Excuse me, Miss Dionne... but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones."

Tai: "Wow! You guys talk like grown-ups!"

HOTTIE ROLL

Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl) Okay, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he gets himself into some pretty bad sitches, but he really does have a good heart.

Troy Bolton (HSM) An all-singing, all-dancing, basketball-playing Zac Efron look-alike? Yes, please!

Edward Cullen (Twilight) The hottest vampire in history, we're glad good old Edward is a "vegetarian".

Seth Cohen (The O.C.) The O.C. may be long gone, but the nerdalicious Cohen remains forever in our hearts.

Evan (Superbad) While this lolarious dude is not exactly a Greek god, his ability to make us giggle puts him up there with the best.

CIRCLE OF FRIENDS

Gabriella Montez (HSM) The gorgeous and smart Gabriella would make a great BFF (we'd try not to be jealous of the Troy connection)!

Summer Roberts (The O.C.) Cool, witty and kind, Summer is our fave chick from Orange County.

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) Behind the know-it-all is one courageous and loyal lady (plus she can do cool magic tricks).

Cher Horowitz (Clueless) She's a little superficial at first, but deep down Cher is sweet. And she'd be a fab shopping buddy.

Bella Swan (Twilight) Bella is cool without being bitchy, and caring without being over the top. Plus, she could get us in with the Cullens. Woo!